LMFAO shes just laying on the dining table wtf

LMFAO shes just laying on the dining table wtf


courtesy of Dirt Coyote (

Do you have like an xtube or some shit? You're hot as hell but these looping gifs ain't doing it man.


Oh Yeah! I have your videos right here.

Suck a fat dick.


For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!



hey do you want to go… out… out s…. outside. outside. do you want to go outside. there are plants out there. grass. trees. some flowers. leaves. birds. rocks. cool outside things. we could go out… side…… together……. and hold…… birds… maybe kiss… a leaf…….

Why do people write shit like this.


This is the best one off that album

I feel like Im scrolling through myspace again